Congrats to NFL cornerback Antonio Cromartie and his wife Terricka on the recent birth of their daughter. This will be Antonio’s sixth child with his wife and 14th child overall. Stop doing the math in your head and let me help you.

Aside from his wife, he has 8 children with 7 different women. Which means one woman he liked enough to have sex with twice. Per child support estimates taken in 2016, he is paying $3,500 monthly for each child. Keep in mind that, supposedly, he had a vasectomy in 2011. I know these are a lot of numbers to throw at you, but there is a moral to this story. If you don’t like math, wear a condom!

And here we go….

Cleveland Browns: more bark than bite.
Some members of the Browns were kneeling while the National Anthem was playing.  They were in unison with their fellow athletes across the country who were doing the same. Until the Cleveland police complained and reminded them that they were the hired help. Stephen Loomis, president of the Cleveland Police Patrolmen’s Association, previously threatened to boycott Cleveland Browns games. I can only imagine that management didn’t like the bad publicity. It’s alright to have murderers, rapists and drug abusers on your team, but militants? Nope! So, this past Sunday, the cops and football players came onto the field in a holding-hands moment by locking arms and singing the anthem in unison. Awww… World peace has been achieved! I am still looking for some policing policy to go along with this goodwill. Too bad the following people aren’t here to see what unity looks like:
• Tamir Rice
• Timothy Russell
• Malissa Williams
Side Note: Loomis is the same person who said “Tamir Rice was a 12-year-old in an adult body.”

Michael Flynn’s son under investigation 
After President Trump won the 2016 election, he sat down with former President Obama, who warned him not to hire Michael Flynn for a national security position. Trump being Trump, hired him anyway. Fast forward to September 2017 and Flynn’s son is a subject in Robert Mueller’s Russian investigation. The younger Flynn seems to not be bothered by the latest news and is tweeting about how the allegations are nonsense and fake news. I guess he never watched the Law & Order episodes where they threatened to throw the child in jail and the adult confessed. Stay Tuned…

Jemele Hill is working on borrowed time
The ESPN sports reporter went on a Twitter rant, taking it to President Trump. She said Trump’s presidency was the “direct result of white supremacy. Period.” ESPN attempted to control the controversy by saying that they had a talk with Hill and that she now knows that her statements were inappropriate, and that ESPN doesn’t stand by her comments. Jemele should go ahead and get her resume ready.  Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders called her tweets a fireable offense. I guess the Trump administration has gotten bored with firing their own people and now wants to fire people from other companies.

Trump: “Let’s kick out Muslims. Mexicans are rapists. MAGA.”@jemelehill: “He’s a white supremacist.”
Trump: “Whoa! That’s going too far!”

— Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) September 15, 2017

Equifax drops the ball
Equifax had only one job to do. One job! This week we are finding out about the summer hack of Equifax. The hackers took Social Security numbers, birth dates, addresses, and drivers license numbers from the U.S., UK, and Canada. This is the same Equifax that was lobbying the Feds to ease up on regulation of credit-reporting companies. They wanted to limit the legal liability of class action lawsuits. And let’s not leave out the three Equifax executives who sold $2 million worth of company stock within days of the hack.  Once again accountability goes out the window. Usually I would laugh at all of this, but the hackers probably got me too. Not to worry, because Equifax has a fix to find out if you were exposed.  They want you to provide the last six digits of your Social Security number on their website. This would be the same social that was stolen the first time.

Nobody was buying this Ford
N.C. State Sen. Joel Ford came in third place during Charlotte’s Democratic primary for mayor. He ran as a politician able to work with Republicans in Raleigh. After getting only 15 percent of the votes cast, it’s obvious that Ford received some bad advice. There is Republican fatigue in the city of Charlotte, and having Donald Trump as president didn’t help. Ford also had too many conservatives backing him. To a lot of folks, it just looked like he couldn’t be trusted.

Hillary, please
Hillary Clinton is running around like a jilted lover, complaining about the last dude in her new book “What Happened,” which was released this week. She even came out with a new haircut and a crisp outfit…looking like a guest on a “Look at Me Now” episode of Maury Povich. Considering the “dude” was Donald Trump, she should keep her opinions to herself. I understand that she is still shell shocked, but we don’t want to relive 2016. Trump already does that daily. She can list reasons for why she failed and blame others for not helping her, but until she looks in the mirror, she will never understand.

According to Hillary Clinton, after Trump gave his inauguration speech, George Bush 43 said “That was some weird ?.”?

— Christopher Bouzy (@cbouzy) September 15, 2017